Brave blonde with braces and the glass-eyed waiter.
How a prawn stew can make you a pimp.
It's not 4-1, it's 0-0.
Burning cars and pop-corn.
On midget dermatologists and sharp scalpels.
How much?
When possessed, wear white!
One-armed taxi driver in a hurricane.
Followed by suspiciously suspicious drunks.
Blind barber with Parkinson's.
Smugglers, dogs and cheeseburgers.
Good evening, oral sex?
Beef and Pineapple; or The Balcony.
Plastic chairs.
Always know your wife's name.
Dropped your egg? Here's another.
How to grill cheese with a DVD case.
Bats, cigars and headless chickens.
Monkeys for breakfast.
Don't shave that!
How a prawn stew can make you a pimp.
It's not 4-1, it's 0-0.
Burning cars and pop-corn.
On midget dermatologists and sharp scalpels.
How much?
When possessed, wear white!
One-armed taxi driver in a hurricane.
Followed by suspiciously suspicious drunks.
Blind barber with Parkinson's.
Smugglers, dogs and cheeseburgers.
Good evening, oral sex?
Beef and Pineapple; or The Balcony.
Plastic chairs.
Always know your wife's name.
Dropped your egg? Here's another.
How to grill cheese with a DVD case.
Bats, cigars and headless chickens.
Monkeys for breakfast.
Don't shave that!
I really hope you don't get "there" too quickly John, because I do love to read about your journey, and also because I hope you will still be there when I come back.
ReplyDeleteAre these the chapter titles of an upcoming book? They are brilliant.
By the way, is the barber with Parkinsons the one that cut my fringe? My hair "style" is still trying to recover from it and it's been a few months already...
Um beijo my dear
thanks for the shout-out! sounds like dreams are coming true right across this magical continent. we will need another meeting of the minds! i'm hitting the long latin road in t-minus 10 days. could not be more ready. will be in brazil for some hot bikini nights in november. hope you are still there and living barefoot on the beach selling straw hats and key chains. i'm sending out a message in a bottle right now.... besos on your face.
ReplyDeleteElena: no, the Parkinsons barber was in Paraguay, although the one in Salvador was not much better. it was so brave of you to trust him with your fringe! ha ha ha. and as the song goes, "we'll meet again.."
ReplyDeleteMel: you're so close to freedom and new adventures, I wonder how can you sleep at night! November might be difficult but I'll do my best to join our spirits again. 3,2,1...go!